Well it finally happened. I reached a billion views on my Giphy channel on February 10, 2019. That’s a billion views generated by 149 GIFs, which, as I’m sure you just quickly worked out in your head as I did, is roughly 6711409.395973154 views per GIF. Well actually most of my views are stickers which are far more popular with those crazy kids.
I thought it would make a big difference to my life - I thought I would wake up the next day with a nicer car or a full beard.
Nothing has changed at all.
Damn you over-promising, under-delivering social media.